Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Where the heck is my neck


25 Journal Avenue,
Brisbane
Qld 4000,
Australia.
5th July 2011.

The Manager,
Missing People & Items Unit
Secret Location
USA.

RE THE DISAPPEARANCE OF MY NECK

Dear Manager,

'Twas a sunny morn just like this when I awoke to find something amiss. Alas my neck had found me heavier and disappeared for a while. It was in vain that I searched for it because it had decided not to be found. What with the disappearing Chilean ash, my poor neck could have strayed as far as Neverland.
Of it's certain return I have no doubt, although my timing might miss the mark. Pray, if you find it would you pass on a message? Well, how would you know when you see it? Here's how you can tell. 'Tis brown, slim and slender and features oft in magazines.
Would you tell it not to tarry on this journey away from me? For soon I'll be delivered of my young, and need it's services again.

Your faithfully,
Nancy
Former and prospective neck owner